Professionals don't get distracted from their work, even when their clients are sucking them off

Just getting ready to do the laundry, and the guy's already got his dick out

Do you do porn? Let me give you a ride... on my dick

The friends were just going to take pictures, but it turned out the same way as always...

Russian friends took three whores to the woods to jerk them off

Oh, shit, my wife's back and I'm giving salt to my naked neighbor

Hush, don't yell so loud — the neighbors will think I'm hitting you