Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

Do you do porn? Let me give you a ride... on my dick

My husband won't let me cheat, so I'll suck a friend off without asking

Where are you going? I didn't drive you there for nothing, so spread your beautiful legs wide

Professionals don't get distracted from their work, even when their clients are sucking them off

Oh, shit, my wife's back and I'm giving salt to my naked neighbor

Hush, don't yell so loud — the neighbors will think I'm hitting you